do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world
do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post
bold of you to presume I can die
Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.
god was kinkshaming satan
God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business
She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”
I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,
Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices
¡Feliss año nuevo! 2018 ha sido jodidamente duro pero no os voy a aburrir con un texto introspectivo que sé que no os van esas cosas. En su lugar os dejo un dibujo de Barbarella y mis deseos de que os emborrachéis muy fuerte esta noche.
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#barbarella #arabella #digitalartist #illustration #space #galaxy #newyear #2019 #nochevieja #aemborracharsesehadicho https://www.instagram.com/p/BsDltbrhbVs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wz8du0bgq8e8
I don’t get why people get upset at babies staring at them in public spaces. Babies are cute.
But when middle-aged men stare at me I feel like a wild animal. I’m ready to tear off my shirt and cartwheel at them like a monstrous starfish of fists. Literally WHAT are you looking at I will spike you like a football in this Target parking lot you have no clue what my power level is and you won’t have to wait until next episode to find out
This high art is completely indistinguishable from a quality shitpost and I cannot quite describe the sheer existiential satisfaction and calm I am feeling right now
